I would like to let the World Wide Web know about my awesome weight loss buddies, Jamie and Jenny. I, Jessica "tight pants" McGee was sick last week. Wednesday I called out of work ill. As I lie on my death bed getting much needed sleep, Jenny was kind enough to text me in the middle of the damn night. The next day, I went home from work in the middle of the day, went to sleep, only to have Jamie text me three hundred and sixty four times and then leave me hatemail. Saturday, Jenny texted me about liquor and fire. I came back to work Sunday to find an email from Jenny saying if I didn't forward this email Chris Angel would eat my face.
So, to summarize: I need a new weight loss group, the recent string of fires was apparently Jenny, and Jamie can't spell.
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