Sunday, February 15, 2009

Creepy!!!

All I want to say is how creepy is it if your boss leaves his cell phone on record when he leaves the room. I would officially like to say that I am done working in the monitor room and am really disappointed that neither Asian remix or the 80's queen have stood up for me. It hurts my heart and I am pissed that Shitface is attacking my character by calling me disrespectful and childish when I did nothing fucking wrong. So you want a fight big fat ass......you got one. I have written an e-mail to the 80's queen that may be a bit disturbing....you know about how you record us and how that is illegal. Oh and HR will also be hearing my voice as well. I will then be transfering to just transport and then getting the fuck out of Banner Baywood as soon as a position opens at Gateway. Fuck this shit I am out of there.....but I'm not leaving without rolling your fat ass out!!! You know those who fuck with others should be a bit more careful about doing shit like....oh I don't know...RECORDING US. Your an idiot and I can't wait to get you fired and then I will transfer since my life's calling will be fullfilled. Have I said how much I hate you and think you are a waste of human life and how I would like to wretch every time I think about how coniving and creepy you are. Your poor poor family that has to deal with a father and husband who make $13 an hour......you my friend are a fucking winner.....you must beat your wife so that she stays with you. By the way I fucking hate you and what you have turned the place we work into. Hope you hit a tree on your way home fucker........Again just looking for a little bit of support here since I have been run over by a bus 50 fucking times. Thanks Asian remix and 80's queen, you guys are the best..........douche bags ever!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Here is what I am. . . .

fat ass Pictures, Images and Photos

Either that or my real parents were black caz I have a huge ass. Ghetto booty I shall call it. So sorry I have posted in awhile nursing school sucks the fat one. Here is a little glance at what my next big assignment is on, enjoy. . .

Friday, February 6, 2009

sorry

this last post about J-money was supposed to be on my blog....I was almost done with it and didn't want to go back and upload the pics again....so you guys get to see it....sorry!

Men

Last week J-money was trying to fix our carport drywall that literally fell off the nails....It is 30 years old so things are bound to break. Here is how it went....."honey do you need help?"
"No". "Honey maybe you should call one of your brothers or let's ask one of our neighbors to help, I am useless but I can try". "No I can do it, I just have to get it up there and then you can come up and join me, I will put in 3 nails and then your done". "Honey I really think you should just wait and call your brothers or your dad".
I had pulled my back so it was hard for me to even breath let alone hold a huge piece of drywall up. Here he is making his ascent up the ladder:

Almost to the top

and then he missed a step and on his way down he came
and here he is at the bottom again

I didn't say anything and I kept my laughter to myself.....then I hear many curse words under his breath and take this pic...ladies we all know who he was calling:)lol



and here I am while he is on the phone calling his brother:) I would never say "I told you so" but well.....


So after a long hard fought battle....daddy and the toolbelt called it a day:)lol....I love my husband!

Running/Barfing

So Jenny and I today ran for almost an hour...no no no....not straight but we moved our asses for about 50 minutes and ran for most:) I brought my 3 dogs and my baby so we had our hands full. We had been running for about 30 minutes when something like this happened....
Jamie: Hey I'm gonna give the dogs a drink real quick
Jenny: Okay
The dogs: yum yum yum....drinking water really really fast.
Jamie: Okay you guys want more
The dogs: yes yes yes....nom nom nom
Jenny: You ready?
Jamie: Yeah lets go
The dogs/Neeka: see below

Jenny: OHHH GROSS!!!

Jamie: are you fuckin kidding me!!

Lexi: ahhhhahhhahhhhh and pointing and judging Neeka.

So that pic is not when she barfed at the park but it looked just like the picture above. That pic was taken last week when she threw up after running.....notice that her barf is in between the space on my floor. I hate her!

You would think ohhh that is not to bad.

So we continue running and having a nice time conversating and burning much needed calories. We get to the car and I can't find my keys. Great....Lex probably threw them overboard!

I open the car door to find this:


I just want to thank the people at Freestone Park for not taking my car! I made it so easy to steal! After a good laugh we got in our cars and were saying our good bye's when we see this bitch with her running friends

I promptly went home and cut my fat off with a butter knife.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

ps.....

write a blog or consider this your verbal warning. . . .

I hope Jessica looks this good in her leotard!

He is definetly bringing sexy back.
So I kinda broke my neck during sleeping this morning so no running today. it fricken hurts. So how are you guys doing antiposters!! blog something damnit! I miss you guys :( I'm so sad i'm eating a bag of peanut m & m's look what u did!!